(Source: seaincense)

a simplified guide to sexualities
homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

Others: I love it rough!!! Neck biting and ass grabbing while making out and spooning ! (; sometimes I'll even get on top hehe!!~ I'm such a freak!! xxx
Me: Being completely bound in Japanese Shibari and chained to the wall with a ball gag in my mouth while getting choked out sounds like some nice decent foreplay

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

(Source: koozen)


*is beautiful* *gets slept on* *is confused*

If you were in gaza hamas would stone you to death for being trans so be careful who you support.


Oh I see. Did Israel stop to ask the four little boys on the beach if they were queer before they murdered them? How about the patients and nurses in the hospitals? Or the whole families who were blown up in their homes? Does Israel paint rainbows on its illegal DIME missiles before dropping them on civilians? No? If I walked into Gaza right now, am I more likely to be stoned to death by Hamas, or murdered by an Israeli airstrike?

Why don’t you ask queer Palestinians in Gaza right now if they’re more afraid of Hamas or the bombs falling all around them from a country that wants to wipe their existence off the map. I’m thinking queer Arab kids digging their loved ones out the rubble have some more pressing things on their mind right now than you hijacking a queer rights discussion to justify the murder of children and civilians. Fuck off.


instead of assuming peoples sexuality and gender which you have No Business doing why dont you instead : 

  • go pet a dog 
  • drink some water
  • do something nice for someone

(Source: meanplastic)